Boooooooooring.
oliver-archer-md:
Funny. For your information I do appreciate the wrapping paper. Taking it off is part of the fun.
Oh please, don’t act like you’re upset that I’m not falling in love with you, I know you prefer it to not have any attachments. You prefer me naked too. and without emotion.

Mauling it off would be a more accurate description.

And all of those statements are completely true, I’ll have to remember that next time I need some.
(Source: the-addiehamilton)